Spicy Subscriptions is a monthly “adult” subscription that delivers a fun box of intimate goodies right to your door. Don’t worry — the outer packages are totally discreet! (You’re trusty mailman will have no clue what naughtiness lurks inside.)
Spicy Subscriptions‘ monthly “Spice Box” can contain an assortment of massage oils, fragrances, toys, lubricants, and other naughty goodies. The box is $34.95 per month, and shipping is always free.
As mentioned in my last Spice Box review, if you’re under 18, or offended by vibrate-y things, you might wanna stop reading. If not, let’s see what’s in the box!
The box comes with a nicely detailed info card. The April theme(?) is “Dress Down”. I’m not quite sure what that really means, so… Yeah.
Here’s everything that was included. Again, if you’re uncomfy with the idea of sex toys, I’d click the heck off of this page right about… NOW! 😉
The Spicy Rabbit – Aw, a rabbit! Just in time for Easter! haha This is a “fully equipped”, dual motor vibrator. It has 6 rotation speeds and 7 different vibration speeds, all of which are controlled separately allowing for total customization. It’s also waterproof. I couldn’t find this exact “model” on their site, or on Amazon, so I linked a similar one. The price noted on the info sheet is $49.95, and while I found one a little cheaper on Amazon, this single product alone more than pays for the cost of the box! (Amazon Price: $44.99)
Simply Sensual Green Tea Aloe Massage Candle – Yay! I’m always happy to see candles in subscription boxes. This one is a massage candle — once the wax is melted, it can be poured on your skin for some nice warm rubbin’. The wax burns at a lower temperature so it won’t burn your skin. The green tea aloe scent is really nice and almost spa-like. It’s made with natural soy and other pure ingredients including avocado oil, jojoba oil, and even hemp seed oil. Oh yeah, and pheromones too! Bow-chicka-wow-wow. (Amazon Price: $9.00)
Lusty Lacquers Sex-Rated Nail Polish – The name of this polish is “Ravage Me Red” and I couldn’t seem to find it on their site. Though the ones I DID find had much better names: “Eat My Pink Taco”, “Tea Baggin’ in Taupe”, “Screw Me I’m Irish”, etc. All of their polishes are 4-free and made in the USA. (Retail Price: $12.00)
Lube Samples – “Pink” lubricant for women and “Gun Oil Force Recon” lube for men. I love how gender-specific the packaging is for each one. So “girly” vs. so “manly”. Too funny. (Retail estimate: $1.00)
This was a pretty fun box and the total of all the items (using Amazon and retail prices) comes to $66.99! Definitely a great value.
Disclosure: I received this box for review purposes. I was not compensated in any way. All opinions are my own. Post may contain affiliate links. Amazon prices subject to change.