BlushBox is an adult subscription box that offers both monthly, quarterly, and one time boxes. You can expect to find items such as oils, accessories, beauty products, intimate apparel, and other goodies to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Or kitchen. Or wherever you choose to get bizzay. (Note: Post contains products of “adult” nature, so please don’t read on if that sorta thing offends you. Or if you’re under 18.)
There are a few different subscription plans to choose from, ranging from quarterly boxes, monthly panty & toy boxes, and a monthly “teaser” box. Prices start at just $20/month (depending on which box you choose) and shipping is always free.
I was recently sent November’s BlushBox “Teaser” box, which is a sampling of “3-5 full-sized and sample-sized sexy products”.
Let’s see what’s inside!
The actual BlushBox was mailed inside of a larger (more discreet) box.
The box was on the smaller size, but I suppose size isn’t really a factor in this scenario.
The info card. I was surprised to see so many items in such a small package. See? Sometimes size is totally irrelevant. 😉
Mustachio Vibrating Fun’stache by Screaming O – Yep, I definitely laughed when I saw this in the box. According to the package, this vibrating ‘stache makes it easy to give anyone a mustache ride. It has 30+ minutes of battery life, is latex-free, and has a “fancy” strap to keep it in place. Also from the box: “Most ladies agree that a mustache makes a man 10% more handsome, but imagine what a vibrating mustache can do”. Hahaha
SEXplosion Sensual Bath Bomb – I LOVE bath bombs, but I can’t say I’ve ever used one called “SEXplosion”. (Though I do think LUSH has one called “Sex Bomb”… eh… whatever.) Anywhooo… This particular bath bomb comes with 3 “sexually suggestive” cards that are revealed as the bomb is dissolved. Cool!
Sexy Scratch-Offs by Lovers Lane – Naughty scratch-off tickets that you can redeem for equally naughty “prizes”. On a (sorta) related note, I just won $40 on a Bingo scratch-off yesterday. Woo! Hopefully I don’t mix these ones up with my winning ones… That would make for an uncomfortable moment at the Wegmans customer service desk.
Edible Massage Oil by Earthly Body – All natural massage oil that’s 100% edible and vegan. It’s made with hemp seed, almond, grapeseed and other natural oils. It moisturizes without being sticky or greasy. Oh, and it tastes like watermelon too.
Samples: Masque (a flavored strip to hide the aftertaste of oral sex), Nice Nuggets (helps man parts smell nice & reduces chafing), and Happy Hooters (“helps keep your hooters dry and fresh”).
I had no idea what to expect from BlushBox, but I was really impressed with the curation of November’s box. The products all seemed high quality and I like that many of them were made with all natural ingredients. Also, the mustache vibe was appropriately timed for “Movember”. Nice!
If you’d like to sign up for BlushBox, now is a great time since they’re having a Cyber Monday sale! Spend $50 and get a FREE gift (no promo code needed) -OR- 20% off quarterly subscriptions (use promo code “CYBER20SUBS“) -OR- 30% off annual subscriptions (use promo code “CYBER30SUBS“) -OR- save an extra 20% on sale items (use promo code “CYBER20SALE“). Hurry — these offers all expire TONIGHT!
What do the stars mean?
★ = Crummy ★★ = Just Okay ★★★ = Good ★★★★ = Awesome ★★★★★ = Extraordinarily Awesome
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Disclosure: I received this box for review purposes. I was not compensated in any way. All opinions are my own. Post may contain affiliate and/or referral links.