Spicy Subscriptions recently contacted me to see if I’d like to review one of their adult-themed boxes. I could always use a little more “spice” in my life (who couldn’t?), so I took them up on their offer.
Spicy Subscriptions‘ monthly “Spice Box” contains an assortment of massage oils, fragrances, toys, lubricants, and other naughty goodies. The box is $34.95 per month, and shipping is always free (and discreet!).
If you’re under 18, or offended by vibrate-y things, you might wanna stop reading. If not, let’s see what’s in the box!
Body Boudoir Naughty Secrets Pheromone Body Fragrance – The bottle describes this as a “flirtatious little fragrance to inspire hidden desires“. I sprayed a bit on my neck and it does have a nice scent. Will it inspire my husband to reveal his hidden desires? Uh… I guess I’ll wait and see? 😉
Screaming O Triple Action Vibrating Ring – This thing kinda scares me. It claims to provide vibration for “her”, as well as “him”. It also features a “baller attachment” (which I guess is a nicer way of saying “attachment for yo’ balls”). The instructions on the back include photos, one of which is basically a stick man with a boner. I’d post a pic of it, but I ‘spose it’s not too hard to imagine a stick man with a boner. Wow… Why do things get so awkward when I review “adult” stuff? Geez.
Body Boudoir Love in Luxury Pheromone Moisture Meringue – I think Amazon describes this best: “A medley of exotic mangosteen, acai berry and sweet musk, tickled with crisp coconut and red currant and enhanced by a whisper of white lily Infused with a Pheromone Sex Attractant to Enhance Sex Appeal.” I appreciate the use of the words “tickled” and “whisper”. I would have just said something like “this is a lotion to make you all sortsa horny”. 😉
Screaming O Chic & Discreet Warming Balm – This warming balm is cleverly disguised as eye shadow so you can throw it in your bag without worrying that anyone will know what it really is. It’s all natural and has a cinnamon flavor. You just apply it to your lips and kiss… well, whatever needs a lil’ warming.
Body Boudoir Body Dew Pheromone Body Oil Spray – After showering, spray this oil all over your body while you’re still a little damp. It’s supposed to provide soft, moisturized skin with the added bonus of natural pheromones.
Like what you see? (I won’t tell!) If you sign up now, you can get your own Spice Box for 5% OFF when you use the promo code “2littlerosebuds” at checkout! 😀
Disclosure: I received this box for review purposes. I was not compensated in any way. All opinions are my own. Post may contain affiliate links.