Smartass & Sass is a “gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes”. 😉
Each box will feature 5-7 full-sized products with plenty of sass and a heaping helping of snark. Most of the items are hand-selected from artists and small businesses — which are often curated based on
the feedback and polling of their loyal subscribers. Items can include mugs, bags, notebooks, candles, bath products, home decor, socks, and more. (Good to know: Naughty words may be incorporated into some of the items. If you’re easily offended by such things, this probably isn’t the box for you. 😉 )
Disclosure: I received this box for review purposes. I was not compensated in any way. All opinions are my own. Post may contain affiliate and/or referral links.
Subscriptions are $34.95/month or less with multi-month commitments. They also offer a t-shirt only option ($15.95/month), as well as a Big Box (regular box and t-shirt, $49.95/month). — For a limited time, you can save 10% on your first box with coupon code “SC10“!
Let’s see what’s in the November 2019 Smartass & Sass box!
Everything was shipped in a blue & white box with the Smartass & Sass logo on top.
A peek inside!
An info card revealed November’s (I received a past box for review) theme — “In Your Dreams” and listed all of the items, along with photos, retail prices, and brief descriptions of each one.
I’m always happy to welcome another fabulously-scented candle into my home — even more-so when it has a sassy name. “Calm yo’ ass down” features a soy wax blend infused with the relaxing scents of lavender, sandalwood, and orange. Love it.
“Spoon Me” Spoon ($12)
I’m all about receiving practical items in subscription boxes and this spoon certainly fit into that category. I mean, we all need to eat, yes? Made of 304 grade stainless steel, this FDA-approved “Spoon me” engraved spoon is guaranteed not to rust or corrode. Plus, it’s cute.
Remember when leisurely travel was still a thing? Of course, this box was released back in November, so this wasn’t as much of a “tease” item as it is now. Once the world gets somewhat back on track, this will definitely be an easy luggage tag to spot at baggage claim.
Help your tired old ass feel instantly rejuvenated with a few spritzes of this mist from Little Moon Essentials. The aromatic spray features a refreshing blend of distilled water, witch hazel, eucalyptus, rosemary, vetiver, and Peruvian balsam oil. It’s all natural, vegan-friendly, and cruelty-free.
If you can’t get enough of the spray version, you can also soak in the energizing scent of “Tired Old Ass” with these soothing bath salts. It features the same scent as the mist, but with the addition of Epsom and sea salts.
In Your Dreams Socks ($12)
I haven’t had to purchase socks in years, thanks to subscription boxes. This colorful pair has a fun outer space theme with pink text that reads “In Your Dreams”. They’re one size fits most and are composed of 75% cotton, 23% nylon, and 2% spandex.
While I appreciate the sentiment on this vinyl sticker, their Etsy shop has a lot more swear-y ones that I would have preferred. 😉 That said, this is a nice G-rated way to keep a-holes at bay. The sticker measures 3.39 inches by 2.24 inches and is both waterproof and dishwasher-safe.
As someone born in the late 70’s, I can’t say that a door hanger is something I have much use for. But hey, you can’t please us all. This 2-sided bamboo hanger measures 4″ x 9.5″ and has the phrase “Before you knock, ask yourself: Did I bring snacks?” on one side and “Do not enter unless you are a pony or a piece of cake.” on the other.
According to the info card, every month Smartass & Sass includes a collectible item and this was pen #1. I don’t know if I’d consider a pen very collectible, but it’s functional and practical, which makes me appreciate it more than some random “collectible” pin or sticker. 🙂
As a lifelong giver of sarcasm & general snarkiness, I really enjoyed the November 2019 Smartass & Sass box. My favorite items were the Fun Club Calm Yo’ Ass Down Candle, “Spoon Me” Spoon, “Tired Old Ass” Mist, and “In Your Dreams” Socks. The total retail value of the whole box was just over $78! Not bad. 😀 — Remember, for a limited time, you can save 10% on your first box with coupon code “SC10“!