Bitchy Box is a new subscription box that delivers goods to help “brighten any woman’s darkest week of the month”.
Unlike most “time of the month” boxes that send you actual menstrual supplies, Bitchy Box takes a different approach by including FUN things that’ll make your period more bearable. You can expect to receive items such as sweet and/or salty treats, handmade beauty items, accessories, themed jewelry, and more. I should note that the website includes a disclaimer stating that this subscription box is not PC and if you’re offended by “dirty words” they might not be the subscription box for you. So this may not be the best choice to buy your pre-teen, but period vets (such as myself) who are able to curse freely will certainly enjoy it. 😉
Disclosure: I received this box for review purposes. I was not compensated in any way. All opinions are my own. Post may contain affiliate and/or referral links.
Subscriptions are $22/month with a 3-month plan, or less with longer commitments. Shipping within the US is free. (Shipping to Canada is available for an additional fee.)
Let’s see what’s in my January 2017 Bitchy Box!
Everything was shipped in a black and red box via priority mail.
So as I mentioned before, if you’re easily offended by words/phrases like “angry vajayjay”, this isn’t the box for you. 😉
I was not at all surprised to see tissue paper with big red dots. (Periods?)
A peek inside!
I received the Bitchy Box “Let’s Get Flowing” welcome box, which was curated with items to bring you some happiness during “hell week”.
Oh wow! — This soap smells just like Fruity Pebbles cereal! 😀 I LOVE it. All of Whiskey River Soap’s products are handcrafted in Ohio and designed to make you smile.
Tasty Treats Bakeries Peanut Buttery Passion Brownie
A giant chocolate frosted brownie full of chopped peanut butter cups… I need a vegan version of this thing NOW. Looks so good!
Ha! This notebook is absolutely perfect for me. I showed it to both my husband and my mom at separate times and they both said “You need a bigger one”… What can I say? I’m annoyed by a lot of things. 😉
You can sleep like the undead with the help of this nylon zombie design sleep mask. (Do zombies even sleep?)
This cute (yet sassy) coin purse features art by Kanae Sato and is made with 95% post consumer recycled material. It measures 3″ x 4″ and is great for change, candy, bullets, or whatever bad bitches choose to carry around. 😉
Caramel apple flavored popcorn with green pieces that are a bit reminiscent of that zombie sleep mask up there.
This isn’t your ordinary pack of gum. — This is “I have PMS & GPS! – I’m a bitch and I will find you” gum! How’d they know that was my favorite flavor? 😉
I was pleasantly surprised with my introduction to Bitchy Box! I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but they included a great mix of both treats and fun novelty items. My personal favorites were the “Things that annoy me” notebook, sugar cereal coma soap, and sassy change purse. 🙂
What do the stars mean?
★ = Crummy ★★ = Just Okay ★★★ = Good ★★★★ = Awesome ★★★★★ = Extraordinarily Awesome